Children’s issues

Screwing Your Kids in the Divorce

by Bill Brenner December 21, 2010 Children's issues

When people you know go through a divorce, much is made over who gets what and who loses what. The ex-wife gets the house. The ex-husband gets full custody of the kids. But here’s a constant that’s most upsetting: The kids almost always get the shaft. Mood music: http://youtu.be/gvkvJo2VRJc Parents don’t usually mean for this to happen. They start out determined to shower the children with love and shield them from the ugly stuff as…  [Read More]

Things Kids Say, Part 3

by Bill Brenner December 13, 2010 Children's issues

This was a tough weekend in the world of parenthood. Duncan was pretty manic. We expected this, because he suffers over the season’s lack of daylight just like his old man. Mood music: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTwNkyKKgAI&fs=1&hl=en_US] I’m constantly worried about the kids inheriting my genetic disposition toward mental disorder. I feel like Duncan’s mood swings are my fault, though I know it’s not that simple or even fair. All I know is that his mood swings rival…  [Read More]

Those 70s Cartoons and Child Abuse

by Bill Brenner December 4, 2010 Children's issues

There’s a thing going on this weekend on Facebook where people are changing their profile pics to a 70s cartoon of their choice to raise awareness against child abuse. It’s an admirable thing, but there’s also a downside. Mood music: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5P8lrgBtcU&fs=1&hl=en_US] I did bite, though. Here’s what I am for the weekend: When I was in the hospital six weeks at a time for Crohn’s Disease, Tom and Jerry was a welcome distraction. I used to…  [Read More]

How Parenthood Saved Me

by Bill Brenner November 18, 2010 Children's issues

When I first became a parent, I’m pretty sure I sucked at it. I had no patience for the things babies do because, back then, it was all about me. That’s how it is when you have OCD and out-of-control addictions. You’re too self absorbed to see the blessings around you. But my wife and kids helped me break the cycle. Mood music: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcfTpHa0nOw&fs=1&hl=en_US] That’s the thing about children. When God puts them in your…  [Read More]

Duncan Likes Pink. So What?

by Bill Brenner November 9, 2010 Children's issues

Duncan is raising a few eyebrows in church and school because his favorite color is pink. Apparently, it’s only OK for girls to like this color. Right off the bat I’m annoyed, because girls don’t get the same crap for wearing a so-called boy’s color like blue. Duncan has a pink winter hat and a pink knitted coin pouch. When a priest saw him wearing the hat last year, a look of concern came over…  [Read More]

Passing Insanity to Your Kids

by Bill Brenner November 1, 2010 Children's issues

This weekend a friend asked if I worry about passing the “crazies” on to my children. The answer: Every day. But here’s why I don’t despair about it like I used to. Mood music: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZeybYbTblM&fs=1&hl=en_US] First, a few facts: Some of my quirks were definitely passed down to me from my parents. The OCD comes straight from my mother, and the emotional wall I sometimes put up to deal with it comes from my father….  [Read More]

A Sunday Afternoon Meltdown

by Bill Brenner October 31, 2010 Children's issues

So Duncan is in quite a mood this afternoon. He’s easily set off, keeps rubbing his eyes and alternates between fits of laughter and just plain fits. No mystery here. The boy is suffering from way too much sugar in the form of Halloween candy. He’s also wiped out from going to bed too late and getting up too early. It’s no big deal. As parents we expect this from kids who have had too…  [Read More]

Stuff My Kids Say, Part 2

by Bill Brenner October 26, 2010 Children's issues

Sean and Duncan continue to give me a fresh perspective on a world that can be full of trouble. Life getting you down? Feel like shutting out the world? Read this instead. For more of the whit and wisdom of the Brenner boys, see last week’s post. –Duncan, watching a rack of CDs fall on a girl in the bookstore (the kid was freaked out): “I hope those CDs don’t get a scratch in them.” –Duncan:…  [Read More]

Things My Kids Say

by Bill Brenner October 21, 2010 Children's issues

When life gets you down and you feel like shutting out the world, a child’s perspective will always give you a mental boost. That’s what Sean and Duncan have taught me. They also know how to trigger my OCD-isms,  but I’ve covered that already. This post is all about their spirit-lifting wisdom. (Guest appearance by their cousin Madison.) –Heard in the bathroom: Sean singing to no one in particular, “Your butt’s too big to be real…”…  [Read More]

Do it for the Kids

by Bill Brenner October 13, 2010 Children's issues

When I was a kid my parents were always trying to get me to join different organizations: The Jewish Community Center off of Shirley Ave. in Revere, Camp Menorah, etc. I rebelled against all of it. Now here Erin and I are, pushing Sean and Duncan into the Cub Scouts. Mood music: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt7exeJblR0&fs=1&hl=en_US] My parents were right to push these things on me. I was in the fourth grade and they had just gotten divorced. It…  [Read More]

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